rap music is the gateway to committing felonies and going to prison
2 weeks ago with 96 notes
- Me: *Doesn't party*
- Me: *Doesn't drink*
- Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
- Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
- Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
- Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
2 weeks ago with 222,144 notes
Kids if pete wentz ever walks up to u and tells u hes done with the emo he is on fact using reversing psychology and wants u to pay for his eyeliner
Dont pay 4 his eyeliner hes famous he can do it himself
2 weeks ago with 1,406 notes
if i could makeout w myself i dont think i would ever leave my room
2 weeks ago with 1,327 notes
